Well it’s been a year
Since ’”MomW’s” been here
So lets all have a Beer
And give her a Cheer!

To celebrate
The sign up date
With all her Mates
So don’t be late!

Twelve months have gone by
(Well oh my!)
How fast time flies
When there’s virtual ties
For people like you and me!

Well there’s been Birthday Parties
With Hotties drinking Toddies
And Holidays of glitter and glue
With some on me…
(But mostly on you)

There’s been virtual tours
And virtual Friends
Virtual sharing
(With a whole lot of caring)
And Virtually everything in between

And if it weren’t for her
I wouldn’t be here
And Old Dharma would be deported
(Due to Dyslexic Department Violations)

So I’ll thank her now
(least I forget later)

And when the dishes pile up
And laundry overfloweth
And my family screams “No more!”
Just dial 911
For “MomW”
She’s the one!

She’s the reason that house keeping’s no fun
And the neighbours now have custody of my son
And the bills continue to pile up
But are never paid

It’s just too much fun being here
With all your friends so near!
So I think perhaps I’ll stay

So Congratulations My Dear
On making it a Year
(And now bringing me to tears)

You may not be my MOM
But you are my Friend
And I wouldn’t want it any other way!

_{A gift to you, from your “Slightly off Friend”
(Not to be confused in anyway with the Way Kool “Slightly off Club”)}